- You know the kind of guy who does nothing but bad things, and then wonders why his life is sucking it? Well... that was me.
- Every time something good happened to me, some old Canuck with a chip on his shoulder was always waiting around the corner. Karma.
- That's when I realised I had to change. So, I made a list of everyone I've ever wronged and, one by one I'm going to make up for all my mistakes. I'm just trying to be a better person.
- My Name is Shawn
- ALL THIS AND MUCH MUCH MUCH MORE!