March 31st, 2009

The Announcement that will Change the WWE Livejournal Universe Forever

Hello, Dr. Vincent Kennedy McMahon here, and I have a very important announcement to make, one that will shock the very core of the wrestling world.

You see, during my healing time, I monitored my product, both on tv and online, and I have to say, it has gotten stagnant. With the appointing of the newer mods, there has been less in fighting, and thus less controvery. Nobody hardly even bothers to post anymore. Controversy creates an entertaining community. Thus, I have decided to make some drastic changes.

For my first order of business, to the fellow mods, chotliwala, cojos_revenge, lowrider, ravensgurl211 and yhanos, otherwise known as the Kliq, for failing to keep the community entertaining -

YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU'RRRRRRRRRE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRED


How is that for must read LJ? But no, my friends, no, it doesn't stop there, as I have an important announcement for you too.

wwe, for failing to post and for tuning out of the project -

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

have been sold out. That's right, I have sold wwe to the highest bidder. As I was sitting in my hospital bed, I was thinking, that in these hard economic times it is too risky to hold on to properties that aren't bringing in the cash flow - especially when the money that could have been used for a paid account could be used for that Pussycatdoll's...erm...services after Mania finishes up. So I sold my mod status to a fine young gentlemen. I am not at liberty to discuss his identity yet, but power has been turned over to him, and he is working feverishly on the new wwe. Expect him to introduce himself within the next several hours.

wwe, I wish you well in your future endeavors.
  • jvrich

The Fate of the Union

A-break it down


My name is Jon Vargas, you can call me JV Rich
I'm the new mod of this comm and ya'll are my bitch
I bought the community from Vince McMahon
Not I'm gonna tell ya my scheme, my master plan
I became rich from Powerball, and I decided to start
My own wrestling company starring Jimmy Hart
It's got rap and boobies and bitches you know
Here is a video to give the low-down on my show



I thought "How can I start me out with an audiance?"
Vinny Mac said "Kiss my ass" and he dropped his pants
We have everything lined up for the show but the station
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